Patrick Coyne
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May 15, 2026
KANSAS CITY — Local man and occasional nudist Ry Karter dusted off some of his old naked photos to check…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 15, 2026
PHILADELPHIA — Local man Derek Nolan reportedly renewed his gym membership Monday on the off-chance that he suddenly becomes a…
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Sinead Rose
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May 14, 2026
BOSTON — Local 34-year-old Dan Stanton emerged from a 48-hour alcohol bender with 23 new streaming subscriptions, sources confirmed. “I…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 35-year-old Noah Milstein’s self-improvement journey took an unexpected turn when a guided meditation was interrupted by…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 13, 2026
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local landlord Steven Halpern reportedly expressed excitement Tuesday over the latest round of repairs his tenants had…
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Patrick Coyne
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May 12, 2026
HOUSTON — Residents of a local punk house have unconsciously participated in “No Mow May” for the past two years,…
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Tim Graham
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May 11, 2026
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Lefty, the Hamburger Helper glove, was among the many food-product mascots whose names appear in the…
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Ben Friedman
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May 9, 2026
SAN DIEGO — A local man who recently returned from a two week vacation in Australia has brought back some…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 8, 2026
CLEVELAND — Following a vague, inaccurate, and oddly theoretical explanation of human reproduction, local 13-year-old Kyle Hartley is reportedly beginning…
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Kevin Coutu
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May 7, 2026
DENVER — Local man Tyler Gibbons reportedly confirmed Tuesday that he is waiting to form all of his opinion before…
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